Prosopopoeia

Attributing a personality to some impersonal object. Or, rather, a rhetorical device in which a speaker or writer communicates to the audience by speaking as another person or object.

Прозопопия? :-)

Update. Чревовещатель "не подозревал, что всю жизнь говорил прозой".

Mondegreen

Lead on O kinky turtle!