On bikes, pigs and apples

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"I'm riding the bike through an apple orchard," [...] "and stop by one of the apple trees. Apples are everywhere, on the trees and ground. A man is holding a pig in his arms, letting the pig eat apples off the tree. I say to him, 'You'll save a lot of time if you put the pig on the ground and let him eat those apples.' He turns and looks at me and says, 'Mister, time don't mean nothing to a pig!' "

It's from the Bicycling magazine.