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Sunday, January 11th, 2009 06:29 pm
Question. On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?
(Thinking.) Answer. Is this a linear or logarithmic scale?

Question. On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?
(Thinking). Answer. I do not understand your question.

Question. On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?
Answer. I cannot answer that!

Question. On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?
(Sigh). Answer. I have a feeling I am failing a Turing test.

Question. On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?
Sunday, January 11th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
- Why would I ever step on a scale from 1 to 10?! My weight is 180!
- 180 of what?
- And 1 to 10 of what?
Sunday, January 11th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
On the scale of 1 to 10, how well do you know C++?

Приборы — двести.
Monday, January 12th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Hmmm... Somewhere between 1 and 10, I guess.
Monday, January 12th, 2009 12:13 am (UTC)
Are you sure?

I do not really know how to answer such questions. So much bullshit.
Monday, January 12th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
10 is for the guy who wrote it. 2 is for people who know MATLAB. 3 is for people who know MATLAB but can get into source code...
Monday, January 12th, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
Is this a linear or logarithmic scale?
Monday, January 12th, 2009 06:45 am (UTC)
9 is for people who wrote MATLAB.
Monday, January 12th, 2009 06:58 am (UTC)
Plan 9.
Monday, January 12th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
0 is for people who hiked the price on it :-(
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
But I go to eleven!