How HR/programmer reads your resume

[cema]

http://www.hanovsolutions.com/resume_comic.png



Disclaimer: I have minor disagreements with a few items in the "programmer" section.

Comments

[alienor-sm.livejournal.com]

Какие, Сёма?
А вообще спасибо! Познавательно.

[cema.livejournal.com]

Certification courses do not subtract; a programmer understands they may be placed there for HR.

PhD is not a minus at all. I know some have had poor experience with PhDs in industrial jobs, but this is mostly anecdotal.

Founded a company is a bigger plus. If he has founded a company and now applies for a job, the company has not yet been successful. But at least he tried.

"Knows only 1 programming language" is really something like -15.

Finally, topless is better than bottomless. Depends, though... maybe I should shut up right here. :-)

[alienor-sm.livejournal.com]

Хорошо. Спасибо! :))

[olkab.livejournal.com]

Да-да, я как раз про topless хотела возразить :)

[spamsink]

How about "Has no stinking Facebook account"?

[cema.livejournal.com]

I did shut up, didn't I? :-)

[cema.livejournal.com]

That, I think, is the default. No points either way.

[mudravrik.livejournal.com]

"has modified programs in dynamic languages" is much stronger advantage than "has written.. " :)

[ygam.livejournal.com]

Хорошо! Пошлю своим.

[geish-a.livejournal.com]

Сильно подозреваю, что ты отстал от жизни. Слышала уже из разных источников, что когда нанимают на работу, смотрят сразу же на фейсбук. И если нет эккаунта, это минус. Речь идет о корпоративных работах.

[dimrub.livejournal.com]

Да, есть в этом некая правда.

[boris71.livejournal.com]

Topless is like in "headless"?

[cema.livejournal.com]

I prefer the usual. Otherwise he would apply to an HR, not programmer's position.

[cema.livejournal.com]

That must be in the top portion of the picture. :-)

[cema.livejournal.com]

In a way, perhaps. But give them points for chutzpah.

[yucca.livejournal.com]

Я такое слышала только про LinkedIn.

[cema.livejournal.com]

Похоже на правду.

Но всё это в разделе HR.

[geish-a.livejournal.com]

нет-нет, именно фейсбук (м.б. линкд ин тоже, но я слышала именно про фейсбук)

[eta-ta.livejournal.com]

до специалиста ещё надо добраться. Через церберов из HR.

[cema.livejournal.com]

http://xkcd.com/300/

[geish-a.livejournal.com]

:)