How HR/programmer reads your resume

[cema]

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Disclaimer: I have minor disagreements with a few items in the "programmer" section.

Comments

[cema.livejournal.com]

Certification courses do not subtract; a programmer understands they may be placed there for HR.

PhD is not a minus at all. I know some have had poor experience with PhDs in industrial jobs, but this is mostly anecdotal.

Founded a company is a bigger plus. If he has founded a company and now applies for a job, the company has not yet been successful. But at least he tried.

"Knows only 1 programming language" is really something like -15.

Finally, topless is better than bottomless. Depends, though... maybe I should shut up right here. :-)

[alienor-sm.livejournal.com]

Хорошо. Спасибо! :))

[olkab.livejournal.com]

Да-да, я как раз про topless хотела возразить :)

[cema.livejournal.com]

I did shut up, didn't I? :-)

[boris71.livejournal.com]

Topless is like in "headless"?

[cema.livejournal.com]

I prefer the usual. Otherwise he would apply to an HR, not programmer's position.