Without a concise set of rules...

[cema]

...we would probably all have to resort to this.

Via http://lj.rossia.org/users/syarzhuk/595157.html
Also http://ivan-ghandhi.livejournal.com/1395955.html

Comments

[spamsink]

That David Thorne is as stupid as his correspondent.

David: I know from experience that he can take a punch.

If I were Maggie: Your admission of child abuse had been forwarded to Child and Family Services for investigation.

[cema.livejournal.com]

If you were Maggie you would not do that in the first place.

It's satire.

[spamsink]

I got that; my point is that it's a fairly inept satire.

[eta-ta.livejournal.com]

don't be so sure