Quaternary

[cema]

noun: the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one
adjective: coming next after the third and just before the fifth in position or time or degree or magnitude


They must be kidding me. Why not just say "four" and "fourth"?

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[cema.livejournal.com]

This is slightly different, though. I would use the word "olfactory" instead of the expression "related to the (study of the) sense of smell", because it is less awkward, and not used in a laidback conversation simply because the word is not as well known and belongs to a different speech style. It can also be used in fixed or idiomatic expressions.

On the other hand, the word "quaternary" does have a meaning of "four" or "fourth", in addition to other meanings (also listed in the dictionaries). It's basically "four, pretense style", plus fixed expressions and perhaps idioms.

I would expect such subtle humor from a British publication, but I think onelook is American. :-)