25 Skills Every Man Should Know

[cema]

According to Popular Mechanics, anyway.

Uh... I know some.

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[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

Try the Kama Sutra list of 68 (or so) things necessary to learn in order to be a prime-quality prostitute. I test all my friends - so far the ones best qualified are my grandfather (he got the mining engineering and minerology requirements) and a chain-mail maker from Alaska (swordfighting and magic spells).

[cema.livejournal.com]

I need a link. A list is no good without a link!

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

I'm at work. I can't search for a link to the Kama Sutra from work, so - either google, or wait for another three or so hours :)

[cema.livejournal.com]

Uh... or so?

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

Sorry. The AT&T gods have not been kind to me. It will come, I promise.

[cema.livejournal.com]

I am all anticipation!

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

The repairman is scheduled for 8am-4pm Saturday.

[cema.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

It beats taking the day off on Monday.

[cema.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess.

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

Here it is - finally. :)))) Just for you: http://mme-n-b.livejournal.com/59809.html

[cema.livejournal.com]

Just for me? Oh. But everyone can read it!

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it wasn't for everyone that I went to the trouble of typing two and a half pages with these poor ten fingers of mine. Feel flattered.

[cema.livejournal.com]

I feel flattered, and I feel I owe you one, but I do not know one of what.

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - I'll think of something :)

[cema.livejournal.com]

Think of one of something!

[mme-n-b.livejournal.com]

You know, "one" might easily mean "one score" or even "one million" or even "one first-born child sacrificed to the crocodile god" ;) Don't push it, and I'll be reasonable in my demands.

[cema.livejournal.com]

OK, I can wait.