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Sunday, November 4th, 2007 04:44 am
Tonight: mostly sunny.
Sunday, November 4th, 2007 10:23 am (UTC)
Днем же непременно вызвездит.
Sunday, November 4th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
Днём тоже хорошо: high 46, low 27, current 51.
Sunday, November 4th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Был такой анекдот:
Брежневу докладывают:
- Леонид Ильич, американцы на Луне высадились.
- Тогда мы на Солнце полетим.
- Как же мы полетим? Там жарко.
Леонид Ильич (думает): - А мы ночью полетим.
Monday, November 5th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
That's mostly funny...
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
Yeah.

It was a forecast for the weather in Bartlett, NH. We went there to celebrate L.P.'s birthday.

On the way, I hit a deer er... a deer hit me I fought with a deer and won! I killed it with my car. He is dead, and my car is not. Now I am going to help a few car mechanics to put bread on the table.
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
Hmm...I'm puzzled. Why do you need to put bread on the table?.. Are you going to eat a deer with car mechanics?..
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 10:29 pm (UTC)
Everybody needs to put bread on the table. It's a metaphoric way of describing earning one's share of goods and stuff. (Good and stuffs?)

Человек с большой дороги in English would be a highway man. So, a highway deer met a highway Subaru. Subaru won.
(Anonymous)
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC)

The fabulous world of sports was revolutionized by the development of sports betting industry.
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 11:00 am (UTC)
Robots, robots everywhere!